Re: Brain Cell Burner Thread

by **Useless** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:30 pm

I'll start a forum of my own, you asshole! I'll bring MA and Mega and you'll have to subsist on sex with V and being beaten by Sigart! D:<

Fucker.

I'll fucking kill you.

I'll get a lion to rape you...D:

/cries.

by **Useless** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:32 pm

Sigart wrote:Why not just make Lucaz regret that his parents ever met? Much more appropriate. No need to castrate his father.. unless of course you're looking to avoid any more brats, in which case you have my full support.

Well, I need something to force up his ass, but V isn't here, I won't touch him myself, and it's my understanding that you lack a certain appendage, so castrating his father is the only option left...

by **Sigart** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:34 pm

*hugs Useless* Hm... There was something about a blowjob, wasn't there? *wink*

by **Sigart** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:35 pm

Hey, aren't you allowed to edit your own posts?

by **Useless** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:36 pm

I can't edit my posts, because Lucaz is a lonely Belgian man who wants attention, but doesn't get any because he's ugly. He should kill himself. He'll get attention when he suffocates himself with a plastic bag in a shopping mall.

Very Happy

And a blowjob!? Hurray!

by **Sigart** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:37 pm

*snickers*

Anyway, a cut off dick isn't gonna be way painful. You're gonna need something stiffer. Like a desk lamp.

by **Useless** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:40 pm

O:

You're so smart~

I think I might have a cattle prod lying around somewhere....we can brand him and then shove the searing metal up his asshole....

/I'm so excited~

by **Sigart** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:46 pm

Remember to do it in an environment that easy to clean afterwards.

...And I've been reading fanfiction for years. Don't think that exagerated and highly improbably sex is the only thing you learn doing that XD

by **Useless** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:47 pm

The world of fanfiction sounds so enticing. :O

Too bad I have real porn, or else I might have developed an interest in it~

by **Sigart** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:48 pm

Lol. I think it's a girl thing. It lacks the imaging real porn has, but girls are more about... intensity I think you might call it. Adding feelings, one way or another, does that. Regular porn is incredibly bad at that.

by **Useless** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:52 pm

I enjoy carnal pleasures, not emotional ones. (:

Fanfiction probably has more crap than real porn does, though. Shallow writers with no character development...

The characters they're using have already been developed, but they need to develop the actual emotions they have for one another...and they probably don't...

:/

I don't have to worry about that with porn, though. That's not writing, I wont' criticize it...unless it's....

Well, unless it's completely fucked up.

Very Happy

by **Useless** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:54 pm

Well, I'm afraid I'll have to end this lovely conversation.

I should probably start doing the homework I've already put off for the better part of a week...

If I know me, I'll be back within 20 minutes. :/

by **Sigart** Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:56 pm

Well. I think I'll be going to bed then actually. Nice talking to you. We should do it again some day, haha.

by **ClownRaper** Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:55 pm

I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

by **Lucaz** Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:24 pm

ClownRaper wrote:I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

You should write novels~

Change it yourself if you don't like it bitch

by **Boethius** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:51 am

ClownRaper wrote:I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

You've wanted to feed me ice-cream for a long time, haven't you? You sentimental whore. Maybe we can take a walk in the park, next... You can feed various parts of my genitalia to squirrels!

I love how you just started making stuff up at the end to compensate for your shitty plot.

/Doesn't really love it... He hated it.

Pah!

by **ClownRaper** Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:41 am

Boethius wrote:
ClownRaper wrote:I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

You've wanted to feed me ice-cream for a long time, haven't you? You sentimental whore. Maybe we can take a walk in the park, next... You can feed various parts of my genitalia to squirrels!
I love how you just started making stuff up at the end to compensate for your shitty plot.

/Doesn't really love it... He hated it.

Pah!

Sounds like a marvelous idea! I can do that right after I take a hammer to your fingers... smash them all up and put the remnants into a pot of mashed potatoes to feed to the old people down at the nursing home! I'd leave the fingernails in too. They might choke the old fucks and possibly kill them... but oh well. (:

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