Re: Brain Cell Burner Thread

[Boethius]

I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

You've wanted to feed me ice-cream for a long time, haven't you? You sentimental whore. Maybe we can take a walk in the park, next... You can feed various parts of my genitalia to squirrels!

I love how you just started making stuff up at the end to compensate for your shitty plot.

/Doesn't really love it... He hated it.

Pah!

[ClownRaper]

I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

You've wanted to feed me ice-cream for a long time, haven't you? You sentimental whore. Maybe we can take a walk in the park, next... You can feed various parts of my genitalia to squirrels!
I love how you just started making stuff up at the end to compensate for your shitty plot.

/Doesn't really love it... He hated it.

Pah!

Sounds like a marvelous idea! I can do that right after I take a hammer to your fingers... smash them all up and put the remnants into a pot of mashed potatoes to feed to the old people down at the nursing home! I'd leave the fingernails in too. They might choke the old fucks and possibly kill them... but oh well. (: