Re: Brain Cell Burner Thread

**Sigart** · by **Sigart** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:37 am

*snickers*

Anyway, a cut off dick isn't gonna be way painful. You're gonna need something stiffer. Like a desk lamp.

**Useless** · by **Useless** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:40 am

O:

You're so smart~

I think I might have a cattle prod lying around somewhere....we can brand him and then shove the searing metal up his asshole....

/I'm so excited~

**Sigart** · by **Sigart** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:46 am

Remember to do it in an environment that easy to clean afterwards.

...And I've been reading fanfiction for years. Don't think that exagerated and highly improbably sex is the only thing you learn doing that XD

**Useless** · by **Useless** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:47 am

The world of fanfiction sounds so enticing. :O

Too bad I have real porn, or else I might have developed an interest in it~

**Sigart** · by **Sigart** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:48 am

Lol. I think it's a girl thing. It lacks the imaging real porn has, but girls are more about... intensity I think you might call it. Adding feelings, one way or another, does that. Regular porn is incredibly bad at that.

**Useless** · by **Useless** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:52 am

I enjoy carnal pleasures, not emotional ones. (:

Fanfiction probably has more crap than real porn does, though. Shallow writers with no character development...

The characters they're using have already been developed, but they need to develop the actual emotions they have for one another...and they probably don't...

:/

I don't have to worry about that with porn, though. That's not writing, I wont' criticize it...unless it's....

Well, unless it's completely fucked up.

Very Happy

**Useless** · by **Useless** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:54 am

Well, I'm afraid I'll have to end this lovely conversation.

I should probably start doing the homework I've already put off for the better part of a week...

If I know me, I'll be back within 20 minutes. :/

**Sigart** · by **Sigart** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:56 am

Well. I think I'll be going to bed then actually. Nice talking to you. We should do it again some day, haha.

**ClownRaper** · by **ClownRaper** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:55 am

I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

**Lucaz** · by **Lucaz** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:24 am

ClownRaper wrote:I missed an awesome conversation and that pisses me off.

But I will say this. I fucking hate Bo[whatever] so much that I am willing to take a vegetable peeler and peel of his scrotum and innards. I would then proceed to take a knife and carefully cut off chunks of his cheeks. I would cut off the insides and the outsides, but I would leave a very thin layer of cheek left because it would be absolutely awful of me to cut his entire cheek out... he couldn't keep anything inside his mouth otherwise! And he certainly needs to eat... and suck Lucaz' tiny cock. I don't know how he'll do that, though... for I will also cut out his tongue. With the cheek knife. Into bitty pieces. And then I will place those bitty pieces into a bowl of ice cream. I will feed him this particular bowl of ice cream. However, he won't enjoy it. He'd have no taste buds! And he wouldn't be able to tell that he's eating his own tongue. I'd have already gouged his eyes out! And he wouldn't know it was me feeding him. I already would have taken his ear drums out!

This was five minutes well spent.

Someone should really change the title of this thread.

You should write novels~

Change it yourself if you don't like it bitch